Sunday, 13 June 2010

Life is anything but unordinary

A week of holidays had past......

What did I do?

NOTHING!!!!!!!

Nothing people! Nothing!

Today was a real exception.=)

Dad wanted to buy some stuff(biscuits) at cold storage so the whole lot of us(3) went to The Curve. The first place I went was my FA-VA-RATE place! BORDERS bookstore! It's paradise to me. I love it.=)

I wanted to look for this book which I was unconditionally in love with. I can't remember the name but its a total opposite of Twilight(knock yourself if you don't know Twilight okay?) It features an eaten apple on its cover with characters of Bella Goose and Edwart.

There I was.Looking.Looking.And LOOKING! After frantically searching everywhere,I couldn't find it. Lets just say there were two floors and I went around again and again. I couldn't ask the salesgirl because I did not know the title of the book.(What do you want me to say? Take the Twilight book and go:"Miss, I want a book that has nothing to do with this book because there is nothing about vampires but at the same time with the same story and something to do with this book because the characters are same but with different names.It features this apple eaten with its core left. Don't look at me like that,I know I look a lot like Bella. You didn't eat that apple didn't you?")

After getting really tired and aware someone was gawking at me, I retired by picking up a 'Diary of A Wimpy Vampire'.

I still wasn't satisfied.

I went to the place where it had everything about Twilight.Lets see,books about Twilight.New Moon calender. Books with Twilight,New Moon,Eclipse cover.(the actor and actress) A few books about Bella,Edward,and Jacob.(Talking about them specifically) A manga Twilight book. A book about Stephenie Meyer. A guide book for Twilight.

THAT'S IT !

I grimaced as I thought of the sale of Twilight T-shirts and key chain down there. What's next?Twilight bedsheets?New Moon undergarments?Eclipse plates and cups? Breaking Dawn towels?I'm sure they already have it.

I went to the next shelf.

Bitten,Blue Blood,The Vampire Diaries, Wuthering Heights, Romeo & Juliet,Gossip Girl, Blood promise...lost count. I don't know,there were 4 shelves with vampire stuff.

Can we please go to the real world already?

For vampires lovers out there,this are facts that are really funny.(I admit,I'm one too!)

1) Vampires only fall in love with pretty girls who have prefect slim bodies,long hair,and are really attractive.

2)There's always a good vampire and bad vampire. The heroine will fall for the good one.

3)The good vampires do not drink human blood.

4)The vampires wait for a lifetime for a soul mate and a new girl or boy is always their soul mate.(Or the opposite)

I've got more,but I'm tired,so ya...continue next time:)

TEA

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